You know that feeling that something is wrong… But you can't quite put your finger on what it is….

Who Wants More?

by The Village Idiot
Death to Ducks

In light of circumstances… I have not published much for a while… Lot of starts like: “This is How the Cow ate the Cabbage”…   “How to Use Fat People for Fuel”… “You Talk too Loud”… “Yes, I know… I Raised a Psycho Bitch”…   Really… I hate to write but… Should I continue the ranting?


King Crimson said it better than I could

by The Village Idiot
extinction

Dinosaur Long ago and far away in a different age When I was a dumb young guy Fossilized photos of my life then Illustrate what an easy prey I must have been Standing in the sun, idiot savant Something like a monument I’m a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones.. Ignorance has always been something […]


This too shall pass?

by The Village Idiot
desperate-chronic

What time does not change… Death will.  


Don’t Bother

by The Village Idiot
So Akmud & Dorkmud, Quit it, you are wasting your time.

You know… I read all the comments and I vet all of the “subscribers” to this website.    


Post Traumatic What?

by The Village Idiot
Serious Face Stomping Big Black Boots by Red Wing

I quite honestly thought that most reported “severe PTSD” symptoms were Bull$h1t… I was Phuckin Wrong. Man, Oh Man… Am I Screwed Up!   So here’s the rundown: Yes it’s true, I was arrested for this heinous phuckin crime, And No, the accusations are not true, I didn’t do this heinous phuckin crime but whatever, […]


Tech Support

by The Village Idiot
WTF-tech-support

 Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I […]


Motel 6 Fleas

by The Village Idiot
Fleas at Motel 6

Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept […]


Here… Listen to Some Garbage

by The Village Idiot
Garbage

I Love Garbage I’d like to dedicate this song to my wife, who (after almost 9 years of marriage) I am still stupid happy in love with… I Love you Jennifer. The ultimate Love/Stalker Song… #1 Crush


Madman Part VI

by The Village Idiot
Damn Stupid Ducks

What made the Madman Mad? … NOISE  


Madman Part V

by The Village Idiot
My Friends took to calling me Mad Max... It was not hard to see why.

Calling in the airstrike… Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the Dogs of War… Death from above and all that stuff. An End to Ducks  I had a shrink (Well, he was a PhD Psychologist but…) tell me some time ago “You have to stop telling people you are crazy because you are not crazy… You […]


Cigarettes

by The Village Idiot
Winston Cigarettes Taste Like...

Cigarettes | Smoking Tobacco    Some time ago, there was this genius that said: “Okay this is what we’re gonna do: You know that plant the bugs won’t even eat?… We’re going to take those and grind them up… Then we roll it up in a paper tube… We light one end of the paper […]


I’m FINE But…

by The Village Idiot
My Mother is a Crazy Mean Bitch

So… The Internet is down at Starbucks again but I’m not going to get pissed off about it… Do I sound different in Microsoft word? Well it starts with Microsoft word but then I have to scrape it in order to lose the freaky formatting into a .txt, then scrape from there to Word Press […]


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