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Hey GoDaddy… Get Stuffed It’s not very often that I have something nice to say about anything… Yeah I’m a pessimist and a cynic. So when I received an e-mail from a colleague telling me all about this I figured “The poor Phucker has been hacked”.   I’ve been with GoDaddy for years and I

Alcoholism, Insanity and The Lawn Chief

1990 Was a Bad Year… I didn’t mind throwing up so much but I really hated the dry heaves… And dry heaves on a dry Kalifornia summer day are particularly annoying but whatever… I had a weed problem too… No not that kind of weed. You see, I’d just bought this house and I had

Juggling Wet Cats Plus A Review

And Other Really Bad Ideas typed out on a really nice keyboard Corsair Vengeance K95 Are you old as dirt? – Do you miss your IBM Selectric? … Well I got the keyboard for you.   “You’re good. The K95 is better.Vengeance K95 Fully Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is made for serious gamers. Cherry MX Red

Who Wants More?

In light of circumstances… I have not published much for a while… Lot of starts like: “This is How the Cow ate the Cabbage”…   “How to Use Fat People for Fuel”… “You Talk too Loud”… “Yes, I know… I Raised a Psycho Bitch”…   Really… I hate to write but… Should I continue the ranting?

Why is There Paint Stripper on the Kids?

2003 Was a bad year, if I told you everything you probably wouldn’t believe me but screw it… I’ll tell you anyway. 2003 Started with my coming home to the refrigerator in my front lawn and it just didn’t get better from there for quite a while. Screw Respect, This Is About Trust By the begging

King Crimson said it better than I could

Dinosaur Long ago and far away in a different age When I was a dumb young guy Fossilized photos of my life then Illustrate what an easy prey I must have been Standing in the sun, idiot savant Something like a monument I’m a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones.. Ignorance has always been something